IM THE STAGEHAND. I WORK HERE NOW
OH GOG. HELLO, I'M CANDYGROOVE, AS TITLED BY THE PEOPLE OF BROADWAY. I HAVE APPOINTED MYSELF THEIR ARCHIVIST, AND PEOPLE SEEM TO HAVE ACCEPTED ME AS SUCH (I WON THE ELECTION BY DEFACTO: SAD!); I HAVE BEEN GIVEN THE ATHOURITY TO DO SUCH WONDERS AS HOST DOWNLOADS FOR CERTAIN MEMBERS AND ORCHESTRATE THE MAJESTY OF HAVING A SOLLUX TRACK LAND ON THE FABLED TRACK NUMBER OF "TWO". MY JOB AS STAGEHAND CONSISTS OF THE AFFORMENTIONED ARCHIVAL, PENNING LYRICS, CREATING TRACK ART, MANAGING THE YOUTUBE, AND GENERALLY RUNNING AROUND AND BEING A STUPID TEENAGED SHITHEAD WHOS LIKE REALLY ANNOYING BECAUSE IT SEEMS TO INCREASE GROUP MORALE OR SOMETHING(?????).
ALSO I STILL FEEL LIKE IM GOING TO EXPLODE AND DIE. AND BEING ON THIS PROJECT HAS EATEN UP MY FREE TIME LIKE ITS STARVING.
SIDENOTE: THERE IS AN OFFICAL PAGE NOW :D!!! THIS ONE WILL REMAIN UP AND UPDATED AS A "LEGACY" SORT OF THING.